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Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 4 cents just to mail a letter?

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If they raise the minimum wage
to $1.00, nobody will be able
to hire outside help at the store.

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When I first started driving, who
would have thought gas
would someday cost 25 cents a gallon? Guess we’d be better off
leaving the car in the garage.

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I’m afraid to send my kids to the
movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE
WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.

I read the other day where some
scientist thinks it’s possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even
have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas
.

Did you see where some baseball
player just signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if
someday they’ll be making more than the President.

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I never thought I’d see the day
all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They’re even making electric typewriters now.

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It’s too bad things are so tough
nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.

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It won’t be long before young
couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.

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I’m afraid the Volkswagen car
is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.

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Thank goodness I won’t live to
see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if
we are electing the best people to government.

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The fast food restaurant is
convenient for a quick meal, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.

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There is no sense
going on short
trips anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel.

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No one can
afford to be sick
anymore. At $15.00 a day in the hospital, it’s too rich for my blood.

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If they think I’ll pay 30
centsfor a haircut, forget
it.

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Know any
friends who would get
a kick out of these,pass this
on!

Be sure and send it to your kids and grand kids, too

Don’t pray for rain if you are going to complain about the mud.

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